I found a sex shop two blocks away from a used bookstore today, and the clerk clearly thought I was an innocent lamb who'd never felt a toy. Had some dirty thoughts about her, I'll probably be back to see her at some point π
Hubby wanted to go to a bar to watch πΊπΈ vs π²π½. Hubby didn't even notice I snuck out to the car with one of his friends during the second half, good thing we recorded it for him.