Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)
F,26,130lb,5’7. Maybe it’s due to the fact that I’m pmsing but my self esteem about my labia that I tried to build up just went down the hill this week. I feel so manly with my larger labia and don’t think anyone would ever look and think to them