Once upon a time, I had been a dancer at a village festival and when the event ended, I was putting on my clothes and my classmates left and accidentally took my clothes, I was left alone and it was too late. So I was desperate and decided to ring bells
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€