Have you ever been fucked in the ass? I have a strap-on and I’m pretty sure I could make you cum very hard without even touching your penis… wanna try?
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€