You may not believe this but I am writing this post from my basement in Kiev, shelled by bombs...Join me and learn more about our resistance! ๐บ๐ฆ๐ช
Sir, it most pleases me to share a photolithograph of my maid Rosie. She is most enthusiastic upon the gentlefolk inspecting her particulars. Daily, she is up at 4:30am to light my fire, I can postulate.