Sirs and Madames, I most cordially welcome our new members who have arrived at the door of our club. All are welcome and I trust you will have an enjoyable stay here. I have instructed the maid to put extra coal on the fire for your comfort.
Since mom has taken up the job of a waitress at the new restaurant, the sales have skyrocketed! But due to some weird policy dad and I aren't allowed in there. But I've asked all my friends about it and they all said they had their best time there!