If you're sick of all the 'link in bio' scammers with their bait and switch fake promises then get at me. I'll send you a nude. No bullshit. That's it. End of post.
POV: your buddy's going through a breakup. Your gf convinces you to let him take her on a date to build back his confidence. This is the snapchat your girl sends you at 3 in the morning.