I always get ready for the day with the windows wide open. I’m sure the neighbors have seen, but I just love the fresh air (and the idea of being watched)
Sir, I out to the furniture emporium, to purchase a chaise longue for Lady B___. Upon its delivery, I am most anxious as to it's comfort. I enlist Maid Ellie to advise me as to it's skin feel. "How do you mean, sir?" she enquires.