Sir, I recently sent a postal order for 3 guineas to an advertisement in the "personals" section of a gentleman's periodical. "Receive by return post,a photolithograph of a mistress most strict". I may have been hoodwinked.
I hate not having any little friends but I do not like being little around them. It makes me so uncomfortable. I just like to talk about little stuff but big you no what I mean. Lol I think I can only be little with my future partner