Sir, Lady B___ do insist on new drapes be fitted in her chamber, to prevent spying eyes from seeing her in a state of undress. I enlist maid Lina to help prove that no part of a naked body is visible through the drapes. This scientific experimentation do
I had a premonition of the mailman catching me taking a selfie like this later today while I'm outside smoking. I guess I'm psychic 🔮 😏Ima make him slide his big package into my box😈😈