To be my personal secretary you are going to need to be able to take 7 inches whenever I demand. If you think this is big you should see the ones I keep in my desk
There was a new guy at the office. We took him out clubbing. I told my girlfriend to meet us there. I pretended to be the new guy's wingman and helped him pick up my girl. She took him back to our home and now he is posting this on the work group chat