If anyone's considering joining the Deptartment Of Wild Female Sexuality and Procreation, keep in mind that our research requires us to be as shameless and uninhibited as the Wild Females themselves, and we mate with one another frequently and freely.
I found a sex shop two blocks away from a used bookstore today, and the clerk clearly thought I was an innocent lamb who'd never felt a toy. Had some dirty thoughts about her, I'll probably be back to see her at some point 👅
