Someone please tell me how you’d play with my wife , she loves when the guy takes control and does whatever he wants. If it’s what she likes I’ll tell her all about it 😉
Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€