Sir, I recently sent a postal order for 3 guineas to an advertisement in the "personals" section of a gentleman's periodical. "Receive by return post,a photolithograph of a mistress most strict". I may have been hoodwinked.
I just woke up wayyyy to early from a dream where my ex took me to a glory hole and make me blow so many huge veiny cocks and pushed my face onto them as they came so it went so far down my neck I had to swallow. So yeah I'm pretty horny lmfao. I'm jus