Met up with a sexy lady from Reddit last night and we had a great time teasing the life out of each other. Now all I can do is think about unloading my balls all over her next time
Sir, I recently sent a postal order for 3 guineas to an advertisement in the "personals" section of a gentleman's periodical. "Receive by return post,a photolithograph of a mistress most strict". I may have been hoodwinked.