[37/M] [33/F] Whats the best way to tell me you know what I’m getting you for Christmas? Take it out from underneath a nearby pillow and hand it to me while I’m deep inside. So much for a stocking stuffer! #SantaFail
When I finally arranged to meet my long-lost half-sister in Vietnam, I had no idea about her line of work. After I found out her truth, I couldn't confess mine until I ran out of money.