"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."
45(f) I've been worried about my mom's large horde of smart kitchen appliances joining together in a robot coup, but now I think that they wouldn't hit it off to unite and prevail - dishwasher is upbeat and soft spoken while stove is a loud bossy dict
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