They say what stays in Vegas stays in Vegas.. Well, not if you run into an incredibly hot hotwife who digs your accent and blantantly asks how big you are. I told her to sit on my face to find out.
I had a phase when I was super fixated on Gabriel Garcia Marquez's Love in the Time of Cholera coz the first time I got my hands on the book gazillion years ago, it was in fucking Spanish! That's the caption right there 😂 [F]