If you don’t own at least one of every fit of underwear and a minimum of one jockstrap per days in a week, are you even gay? I’m doing this right, right?
Sir, Lady B___ is most pleased with our new maid, who cleans diligently and does not steal nor shirk. I too am most pleased with our new hire. On receipt of an extra shilling, she do work sans vêtements on Fridays whilst Lady B___ is away.
