"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
[selling] 2 day wear dirty panties with daily exercises, multiple orgasms, and 5 photos of me wearing the panties, all for $40… orrr ask me how you can get a discounted pair (: kik: simpqueeen / snap: simp.queen
A little troll told me last night I was fat from eating too many McDoubles. Well, here is DAT ASS, brought to you by McDoubles. (I had to google what a McDouble was- I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in years 🤣