Has anyone lost a doe from their petting zoo? This friendly girl has been in my yard all morning nibbling on the grass and I’m worried she’s starting to think my flowers are dessert! Come get her, please!
The inner workings of a woman's mind when you ask her what she wants: 1) Nothing, I'll just lay here and be cute. 2) Well there is one thing.... 3) What the hell are you doing? 4) Oh. My. God. Don't fucking stop. This is exactly what I want! We are co
