Text: “man I know it sucks your girl left you and you’ve been horny. I’ve been drinking and this pic is our secret. I can help relieve your cock. What to come over?” What’s your move?
Sir, a maid had to leave my employ most suddenly, and so I was seeking a speedy replacement. I requested some particulars from the agency, and one candidate had enclosed a photolithograph. Do you know, I think she will be just perfect for the position.
