On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
“What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself…a ‘tear’jerker” 🥲… Crazy afternoon at work calls (f)or a Red Bull …it gives you a hard-on right? Or is it wings? 🤔 I can’t remember… 🤷🏻♀️🤓
![two bands of fabric [UIC]](https://www.nakedpictures.org/gallery/two-bands-of-fabric-uic-ioG6XvcINQ/two-bands-of-fabric-uic-thumb.webp)
