I was really embarrassed when the cashier at the sex shop realized that I was getting a little horny just by looking at the costumes. When I paid her she winked at me and said "Have fun with your girl". Little did she know that I AM the girl.
I remember the first time I saw her tits. It was like the first time I heard The Beatles. Only better. Because The Beatles are four dudes and these are giant tits. The Beatles broke up and she got a reduction. Nothing in life is forever.
