I saw you staring, I could see you getting hard looking at my tits bouncing up and down on the treadmill. Will you please pull that dick out and fuck me already?
A little troll told me last night I was fat from eating too many McDoubles. Well, here is DAT ASS, brought to you by McDoubles. (I had to google what a McDouble was- I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in years 🤣