On my way back from work a blonde woman came up to me and excitedly offered me a free mask, and I accepted. Big mistake. Now, I can only move my eyes as she makes me do weird erotic dances with her. She keeps talking about how I'm her "new girlfriend"
Hey guys it’s Nicole! This subreddit is so sweet. I’m honored to have your support. So next Tuesday I’ll be back here to do an AMA at 6:30 PT. I’m working on a super cool new project I can’t wait to share with you all!