My wife wears this at home while doing housework, and she expects me not to fuck her all the time! How am I supposed to do that lol (If you wanna ask anything about her, do it here not in DMs)
"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."