"If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked" – George Carlin, on a form of hypocrisy that's particularly relevant this week (M)
Married, midwestern, mom of 2. Behind closed, sometimes even open ones 😉, we like to have a lot of fun🍍🍍 toys🍆 squirting💦 kink⛓ I will try anything in the name of pleasure ☺️ shoot me your requests 💌 Let’s have some fun 🤩 lin
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