Sir, In this modern age I feel we have lost sight of the origins of All Hallows Eve, to whit : devil worship and punishing naked servants. Fortunately, I run a very traditional estate where traditional rituals are strictly observed.
You go out to the bar with your friends on a weekend night, they dont know your whole life is a lie. They are real men. But when YOU go home Mommy will be waiting to turn that sissy ass out ππ