Well guys, I think I found my next FWB! He’s a really fun, nice, big guy who’s really into sports. I can cuddle with him anytime I want, and we don’t get into arguments. He’s a great guy!
You crashed on my bed while I was working out. Before I wash off all the sweat, I can’t resist the chance to play a prank on my sleepy best bro for being lazy… hopefully you won’t remember me wiping my feet clean on your face! 😜