"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."
My real stories do not fit into one post, so I will divide them into three posts, and as soon as my last post gets more ⬆️ than the previous one, I will continue my story. Are you waiting for my real stories?
