Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise
I know, you always dreamed about giving me a bath, beta: washing my back, worshipping my feet... But... It's just your dreams. In reality, all that you can receive from me is some pixelated pics and my sadistic grin ;)