Another party, another night you couldnt hold your liquor, another bigger, better man hitting on your precious girlfriend, another text she sends at 2am in the club's bathroom
Sir, to-day I do receive a flyer advertising a special show at the Parisian Club performed by Pierre Acrobatique and his assistants. I cancel tonight's theatre with Lady B___ and hasten to the club. I have always been something of a ballet aficionado.