I love to just touch my tits, especially my nipples all day. If you had me whenever you wanted...would you be able to keep your hands to yourself? Or maybe you would you like to catch me touching myself...
I'm a big guy. Generally don't do selfies for this reason exactly. It's not from one or a small group of individuals, either. I get this as a first reaction from a dozen sources a day, even strangers. I can't smile anymore.