My Boss told me I was a lucky man to have such a beautiful wife. I told him she thought he was attractive too. Then we invited him to dinner. My wife didn’t want to miss an opportunity and met him at the door like this…
Thanks for letting me use your bathroom. I was holding it in the whole night at the club. Ooo, think I need a poo too. Could you pass me my phone pretty pleeeease? You can stay to watch.