"My line? Well, my most effective one is to tell a girl that she has hair like a tortured midnight, lips like a red couch in an ivory palace, that I'm lonely and starved for affection. Then, I generally burst into tears. It very seldom works."
Your friend bet with your gf that he had the longest dick she had seen in person! She was confident yours was longer. If she lost she'd have to take him in ehr pussy all the way!