The waves on the shore feels so good in that position and I honestly don't care if it could be a sexual thing. There, I admit it. Textile beachgoers are doing it too, anyway.
A little troll told me last night I was fat from eating too many McDoubles. Well, here is DAT ASS, brought to you by McDoubles. (I had to google what a McDouble was- I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in years 🤣