May I interrupt your night with my tired ass at work? And I never knew that I had a varicose vein on my butt cheek! WTF?! Shows I’ve really been working my ass off… lol. 😘
“What kind of car does an egg drive?…a ‘yolkswagon’”… that one made you laugh so. (f)ucking. hard. didn’t it? 😂 … tell me how hard… every comment gives me a literal orgasm… it’s science 🤓😏🤷🏻♀️
