The house party was great, lots of people, everybody got really wasted. My wife too. At some point, I realized the last time I saw her was more then hour ago. i went upstairs to search for her. This is what I found.
(oc) Everyone has their favorite alliteration. I'm (51)(f) going with Swallow Saturday, considering how much I love cock in my mouth, and a hand on the back of my head.