You're my bud. We're drinking, I crash out. Gf is still up. You ask to use the restroom. She directs you to use the one in her room. You go do your thing and when you come out you see this. Next move?
My dumb property doesn't know how to obey rules or demands so please take this time to humiliate and give his princess (me) some punishment ideas. (We're in a LDR)